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BEEFUS- 'Daddy Slap Chop and the Santa Gland'
Released 3/29/14 | Cover by Beefy and Meaty

BEEFUS
'Daddy Slap Chop and The Santa Gland'
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Now it can be told: the horrific true tale of the First Christmas, and the loathesome mutations and greasy sexual kinkology of Daddy Slap Chop, later known by the Tex Mex moniker of Santa Claus. Originally broadcast live on WORT FM, Madison, this radio opera lays it all bare...jingle bells, organs, irradiated meat.


Beefus- lead vocals, bells, narrator, 'Leaders of the World'
Meatslayer- bass, human beat box, vocals (lead on 'Xmas at Ground Zero'), 'Elf'
U-Tip- drums, flex-a-tone, 'Lady Shake Weight/Mrs. Claus'
Nathan B. Gosh- electric mandolin, vocals, 'Elf'
Tardmar- Moog, samples, melodica, vocals (lead on 'I Saw Your Mama' & 'Abortion for Xmas'), 'Elf'
Lizardus- trombone, vocals, 'Elf'
Harrissimo- vocals (lead on 'What's Happening To My Body?' & 'Party With Santa'), tambourine, 'Daddy Slap Chop/Santa Claus'

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  • 01.
    How a Legend Began
    2:22
  • 02.
    Daddy Slap Chop
    2:20
  • 03.
    I Love the Smell of Daddy
    3:04
  • 04.
    What's Happening to my Body?
    1:59
  • 05.
    Jolly Red Sex Machine
    1:34
  • 06.
    Elf Pleasure
    2:04
  • 07.
    The North Pole is Not Enough Any More
    1:10
  • 08.
    Party With Santa
    5:59
  • 09.
    Perfect Fantasy Fudge
    0:33
  • 10.
    I Saw Your Mama
    4:31
  • 11.
    Recap, For the Easily Confused
    1:07
  • 12.
    Abortion For Christmas
    2:54
  • 13.
    Santa Wants More Drugs
    0:38
  • 14.
    (Santa Don't Take That) Pet Medicine
    3:03
  • 15.
    The Leaders of the Free World Act
    1:08
  • 16.
    Christmas at Ground Zero
    2:36
  • 17.
    Santa in the Fallout Zone
    1:10
  • 18.
    I Saw Mutants Eating Santa Claus
    2:00
  • 19.
    Pinhead Masters of the Planet
    1:11
  • 20.
    The Faceless Child is Born Tonight
    2:40
  • 21.
    What Does Christmas Mean to You?
    0:33