Wavelength Productions

BEEFUS- 'How the Glurk Stole Xmas'
Released 12/16/21 | Cover by Beefy

'How the Glurk Stole Xmas'
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Beefus and Dr. Seuss make the unholy animalistic Grinch With Two Backs in HOW THE GRINCH STOLE XMAS. The Whos down in Who-ville can't stop having noisy orgies in the holiday snow. The Grinch, driven mad with disgust (and lust) conspires to steal their orgasma-tastical sex toys and stop Xmas from "cumming" once and for all! Featuring heartwarming holiday classics "Let's Put The X In Xmas," "Holiday Hole," and "Toys, Toys, Toys!" Performed live on WORT 89.9 FM, 12/15/16.

Beefus- electric banjo, lead vocals, samples, written word, Narrator
Meatslayer- bass, vocals (lead on Zong In the Thong), Reporter Ray Peterson
Nathan B. Gosh- electric mandolin, vocals, Billy Bob Who
Tardmar- keys, vocals (lead on Holiday Hole, If I Can't Have It), samples, The Grinch
Lizardus- trombone, bells, vocals, Mayor Whosit
U-Tip- drums, Ma Grinch
Smiley Virus- percussion, vocals, Cindy Lu Who
Reb Nebula- vocals (lead on I'm Cindy Lu)

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